i'm a bastard with my beat rap can't gnash through me with teeth capped receieve daps from common riff
raff like i was dirt nasty, spittin so emphatic my caps lock key is all mashed in, call me kid dynamite,
takin cheap shots over some blast beats, creatin youth anthems, kids in mansions throwin tantrums,
then bro-in clown in daddys audi silly system let em down i'm billy corgan tour through town with
a new band and a new sound and i'll abandon truth in bars like i'm a fuckin pick up artist

slow down at the hoe down hotel guzzle that whole bottle of crown leave me missin pieces like a puzzle
muzzle them brothers who's testin cause the struggle's just an excuse for the fuckin buttholes who don't hustle
dude you ain't qualified to supervise that group of guys who's scoopin my super size soup and fries/ stupid but true
but the ruthless lies of the dude with google eyes will leave you searchin almost for certain

i'm a regular fella with hellish intentions/ bent on ascenscion/ can't repent what you can't legally mention/
spent my stint in the kitchen/ learned that fire ain't a thing to fenced in/ but i ain't nervous for when
this shit ends/ cause i'll cash in this pitiful pension/ purchase stock in steel reserve/ and lamp in a
days inn in denton/ start a death metal band/ call it mountin goats/ praise be to satan/ new statesman/
new old wu tang slang in a basement/

still gamecubin' the lame rube/super smash brothers/ tanqueray and some strange brews/ the tame's choose famed shoes they soul calibur so weak/ yr girl's
at pole position one/ stole yr commission and she holed up in additon son/ with a old rold gold/ twist her like a pretzel/ spun her like a dreidel/ thank god
i'm circumcised/ that bacteria's fatal/ baccalaurate stay trill/ papal/ watch me bless ya/ no ascending/ stay still/ catch a pest you guessed correctly/ used
the bail money to pay bills/ ray ill/ no hindsight/ but i play my mind right in the lime light/ faith hill/ sisyphus/ geddit? i live with this/ piss drunk on
a monday morning/ whippits, winstons, the village idiot/ in a hyundai scorin'/ road dome listenin to norah jones/ fly like an eagle/ steve miller, lsd, bitch
keep that shit kegeled out/ now i'm hella skeeved/ beanie siegel blitzkrieg em out/ ramona moanin' bumpin ramones zonin' to conan/ talk show/ hawk eyin the stock
photo's/ i got a camera/ a watermark with an ill logo/ and i'm litigious loco/